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Starkville: Bull’s Eye!, Chapter One

In Fiction on September 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm

My name is Ben Urich.

I’m a newspaper man.

Nearly a month ago I approached thirteen years of employment at the New York Tribune, where I started as a yeoman and wrote my way up the rungs of the organization. I departed an editor with a weekly column and countless bylines.

In many ways a heartbroken editor, nonetheless an editor at the greatest newspaper in the country.

While my dear friend and mentor, Horace Greeley, focused on his political ventures and in conjunction with the transitional period of Whitelaw Reid assuming control of the Tribune, I began a correspondence with railroad mogul and inventor A.E. Stark. The well-written if not self-serving Mr. Stark extended invitation to me to begin a newspaper, initially to be funded by his wealth, in his developing community of Starkville.

I began packing upon receipt of the aforementioned telegram. It would be no less than fair to describe Mr. Stark as a man who doesn’t ask twice. I accepted with the exception my departure from New York be delayed until Mr. Greeley’s passing.

I spent this past tenth annual Thanksgiving Day with Mr. Greeley, sharing cranberry sauce and odd glances. He died the following  evening, unaware of who I was or of his own existence. Yet he managed in his final hours to carry six of thirty-seven states in his run for presidency of the United States.

I then followed Mr. Greeley’s advice. I went West.

*     *     *

His name is Ben, too. At least that’s what he told me.

He is not a newspaper man. He is a killer.

I reported during the war between the Union and the Confederacy. I familiarized myself with the mortality of man. Those four years were as close to hell as we may ever come.

Luckily for mankind, there isn’t time enough in the world for all its people to make Ben’s acquaintance.

My occupation instilled in me the ability to detach emotionally when appropriate. Ben, on the other hand, is simply and entirely detached. If he has an emotion other than the instinct to inflict terminal harm, he hides it behind darting, icy eyes and a satisfied sneer.

Ben is as cold-blooded as one comes. He could step into a room and the lanterns would snuff out in fear.

“Including that sheriff, I reckon that tallies four.”

That was Ben’s response to my how many he had killed. He was smiling.

“I meant in total,” I said.

He laughed. It echoed throughout the cell he sat in and the neighboring two in the jail of the now-deceased Sheriff Reilly. The short cackle awoke Deputy Jack Monroe from his nap, and he fell back asleep as the reverberation dissipated.

“Ain’t no tellin, Mr. Urich,” he said.

“Ben.”

He raised an eyebrow as if awaiting my next inquiry.

“You can call me Ben,” I said.

The jailed man approached the bars between us. It was a slow and methodical endeavor. His eyes alternated between me directly ahead and the cigarette he was rolling.

“Funny thing,” he said. “Wasn’t that sheriff whose neck I put an arrow through named Ben, too?”

I nodded.

“Where did you learn to throw one like that?” I said.

His gaze was afar, like he was reliving the moment. I noticed the slight tension in his arm. Reality returned to him in seconds.

“Got a match?” he said.

I lit the cigarette he poked through the bars.

“Ain’t that just the story,” he said.

A Companion Proper

In Poetry on September 3, 2010 at 7:32 pm

I been by your side since the day you stole me from that outlaw –
Jebediah Thompson –
who only used me like some sort of youngster’s toy,
orderin me out and spinnin me around, grippin tightly,
provin his prick was worth his talk.
But you,
you never shown me off, and not in no ignorant way,
just that you’re casual about it, is all.
Sometimes your hand will brush against my butt
and in those wordless moments
I know just what to do.

Remember when them Injuns was all hopped on that mescal
round the time we got the news
bout Custer gettin himself killed
and them savages was celebratin and causin a ruckus
and that deputy sheriff boy come over
pale as a hen’s hindquarters
and asked could you go over to the saloon
and straighten the situation out?
Diplomatically, I recall he called it,
and you said “sure” and you’d have to fetch your girl
and you sweet-talked me and rubbed me with oil
in just the right places,
whisperin to me all the while.

They was half a dozen of them with eyes glazed
and ox-blood war paint on they faces
starin at you and you stared at them and nodded
and they seen me by your side and one smiled
and gulped his liquor and set his glass on the bar.
He wasn’t the biggest of the bunch but
damn near about so, and you said,
“Fellas, gone need you to finish your drinks
and saddle up and head out.”
The grinnin one laughed and they all laughed
And this young’un with a feather in his headband
came at you a’running and you shot him.
His head went backward before he fell on his back,
his third eye red and toward the ceiling
and the Injuns looked at him and looked at you
and hell rose from neath those mountains
And set itself tidy in that there saloon.

That deputy sheriff boy come in and lost breakfast
on account of all that blood on the walls
and puddles of it on the floor
and him addin to it didn’t make it much a prettier sight
and you told him you would wait for me –
you called me “Missus” to folks –
to cool down from the excitement and tuck me in
and help clean up once you were done
and had a few shots yourself to numb the feelin
of takin men’s last breaths.
I remember you stood at the bar and ordered mescal,
one for each of them you shot dead.

You always had a way of kissin me certain
on the ridge atop my openin.
Ain’t never took me for granted in all those days
and I reckon you never would
and tonight was testament to that assumption
as I felt the whiskers of your mustache brush over me
and you oiled me in your careful nature
and held me whisperin in that quiet voice
you used even to all them you killed.
You smiled in that lovin’ly way you do
and you brought me close to you.
I inched toward you in all shy manner,
clean and ready and abidin,
and touched your temple soft-like,
and for the first time since you shot that outlaw –
Jebediah Thompson –
I kissed back.

Epitaph for Mr. Malloy

In Poetry on September 2, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Sorry, Moose.
She played you for
a sap. She got Amthor
to pump me full of dope
so I wouldn’t leak her
secret. You big lug.
You had to press the
issue, didn’t you?
It wasn’t your fault.
The blood is
on her hands. And
it won’t wash
off with lye. Her
lies died with
her. Unfortunely,
you did too.

This poem was inspired by the 1944 motion picture “Murder, My Sweet.” The movie is an adaptation of the novel “Farewell, My Lovely” by Raymond Chandler.

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